Bergy_Berg Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 A long time ago, in a galaxy... not too far away... *Cue dramatic, non-copyrighted fanfare* Lone Starr and Vespa, the recently married prince and princess, are embarking on their honeymoon. Barf and Dot Matrix, their faithful companions, accompany the new couple.But the newlyweds may not be able to relax on their vacation. Elsewhere in the galaxy, evil forces are at work, seeking out knowledge that only this new disciple of the Shwartz knows... *Camera pans down to the surface of Nal Hutta* Speaking in a language indecipherable to the audience, but thankfully translated via subtitle, Jabba the Hutt speaks to an armored figure. “Boba Fett, the greatest bounty hunter in the universe, I have a job for you. My cousin, Pizza the Hutt, recently expired due to his own incompetence. But while he was not the greatest Hutt lord, he had one thing I do not. Only Pizza had the recipe for the traditional Hutt sauce, which made him so delicious. But I have heard that before his death, the recipe was stolen by none other than Lone Starr.” “You want me to hunt down a user of the Schwartz? It would be my pleasure Jabba.” More gargling noises emanate from the space slug. “I do not want Lone Starr killed; he may still have his uses. Just get me the Hutt sauce recipe. I will pay you handsomely.” With a flick of his tiny cape, Boba Fett exits to start tracking his bounty. Aboard Eagle 5, Lone Starr’s apace Winnebago, Barf and Dot Matrix find themselves in the front seats, ignoring what the newlyweds are doing at the back of the RV. “Those two haven’t been out of that room in hours,” Dot says. “I’m worried they’re gonna get squeaky hinges back there.” “Oh, don’t worry about those two,” the mog replies. “Lone Starr has the power of the Schwartz, if you know what I mean. OW OWWW!!” Barf breaks into a howl. Dot raises an arm in protest, but before she can start lecturing Barf she is interrupted by an unexpected ping on the ship’s radar. “What is that?” “I dunno. Looks like... an elephant with tiny ears? A space elephant maybe? I’ve never seen one of those, this should be cool.” A laser blast is fired in front of the ship, prompting Lone Starr and Vespa to finally leave the bedroom. “What the hell was that?!” Vespa yells, finishing pulling up a zipper for modesty’s sake. Lone Starr looks out the window. “Oh damn it, that’s Slave One. Boba Fett must be after us. Barf, we gotta move. Give this tin can everything it’s got!” Boba Fett is in pursuit of Lone Starr. Will the fearsome bounty hunter get the sauce recipe, or will Lone Starr and the Schwartz prevail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Learn More About Boba Fett Read more about Boba Fett at Wikipedia Official Site: Lucasfilm Links: Boba Fett Wiki Entry Boba Fett Fan Club Star Wars.com Lone Starr Read more about Lone Starr at Wikipedia Official Site: MGM Links: Wikipedia Spaceballs wiki Wookiepedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macklemore Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I have no reason to believe that Lone Starr would have any way of throwing off an assassin that is completely committed to his goal. Lone Starr might have showcased some power if he did something to the giant Space Maid, but I cannot recall as it's been a long while since I rewatched Space Balls. Even if he did exhibit power in the force, the problem lies in the fact that he's an entirely comedic character and it's not that he's actually a strong character on his own, it's the fact that everyone else he comes across is entirely incompetent. If Boba Fett were in the Space Balls universe, I reckon he could any conflict on his own. I have to go with Boba Fett on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJRuss Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I like this. A classic Star Wars vs Space Balls encounter. Gotta give it to Mr. President Lone Starr. I'm sure he gets captured by Boba and tied up with the rest of the crew. Boba will try to get the recipe from him but it isn't going to work. Lone Starr finds a way to escape by trickery or just by the fact Boba is incompetent sometimes. A win for the Schwartz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Another entertaining match. I have to give this to Boba Fett because I want him to give the Traditional Pizza Hutt sauce to Jabba... who eats himself as credits roll. It's win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Match Final Results Member Ratings:CBUB Member : Join date after Dec. 31 2019. Not counted. CBUB Match Judge : 4 Stars x 2 CBUB Match Judge : 3 Stars x 2 CBUB Match Judge : 4 Stars x 2 FPA Calculation:0 + 4 + 2 + 0 + 0 = 6 Total Votes ( (0 * 5) + (4 * 4) + (2 * 3) + (0 * 2) + (0 * 1) ) = 22 Total Stars Score 22 / 6 = 3.67 Total Rating MATCH SCORE Boba Fett: 5Lone Starr: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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