UMPIRE Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 SEASON 4, ROUND 1 The Hamburglar Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 0 Fantasy Team Page Read more about The Hamburglar at Wikipedia Official Site: McDonalds Red Forman Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 0 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Red Forman at Wikipedia Official Site: Fox Broadcasting Company Battle Terrain Boxing Contest 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJRuss Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Omg, this is hilarious. The image of these two boxing will stay with me for awhile. As for a winner, if Red Forman isn't allowed to put his foot up Hamburglar's ass, then he loses. Sorry Red, boxing ain't your thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 "Boy, you best get your zebra stripe costumed ass outta this ring in 10...9...8..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergy_Berg Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I fucking love draft matches. Oh man. Gotta say, I think Red takes this. He fought in Korea after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macklemore Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Red would definitely beat the Hamburglar in a boxing match. He's absolutely not in his peak anymore, but he did punch out an army guy who was hitting on Kitty back at the Korean War Dance? Or something like that? Whatever it is, I'm going with him. At least I know he can punch, I don't even know if Hamburglar can do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyChany Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Red will take one look at his opponent and think he is not only a criminal but also probably a stoner due to the large amounts of food he is hoarding, This will make him think of his own slacker son and the rage at the potential of Eric growing up to a burger thief is all the motivation Red needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 There are definitely scenarios in the Slot where I would give the nod to Hamburglar over Red. But this is not that scenario. Red KO's the Hamburglar. Then, as Red stands over Hamburglar's unconscious body looking down at it, he says softly .... "Dumb Ass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMFG Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Hamburglar is about to read a little book Red's foot wrote, it's called "On the Road to In Your Ass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 UMPIRE, you have now earned your fifth like. As for the match, after seeing what Red can do when motivated, I'm convinced that the only way Hamburglar could win is if there were McDonald's Big Macs on the line, and given Hamburglar's track record, even that is iffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z451 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 OMG, this is actually perfect too, as Hamburglar was created in 1971, I can see this being an actually 70's Show episode. 😄. That being said, the consensus here likely speaks truth, Red wins this pretty easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJRuss Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I'm still sticking with Red Forman loses just based on my joke about how he can't put his foot up anyone's ass in a boxing match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMPIRE Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 Match Final Results The Hamburglar: 8Red Forman: 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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