Fox Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Deadpool vs. CryptoThe first match on the NEW CBUB and hopefully the first not by serge. Enjoy. Deadpool flicked bullets at the picture of Bea Arthur who had once again rejected him and brought up a restraining order. Of course, he always caused them to miss. He could never stay mad at Bea Arthur! Suddenly, a man garbed entirely in black walks up to the Merc With A Mouth, and, living up to his name, Wade cannot keep his mouth shut. Deadpool:The MIB again. Look, I'm not an alien! I'm a comic book character. There's a difference. And couldn't they at least send Will Smith? I wanted to wtfrapegigamegasuperultrasuperlativestomp him in a beatboxing contest. The man stayed expression less, a hard thing to accomplish when in the presence of Wade Wilson. He had been told about the merc's insanity. He wordlessly threw files onto the desk. All showed a little gray man, using various, strange machinery, cumulating in a UFO. Deadpool:So is this a rapid fire of the 80's? Show me James Bond next! MIB:This man is a green- Deadpool:Gray. You know, the Greys? Everyone knows they're cooler than the Martians. I mean, look at Marvin. Pathectic. I mean how could a guntrotting villain fail to beat a wisecracking hero based on an animal? Wait.... CURSE YOU WOLVERINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MIB:He is an alien who has caused mass destruction and hysteria. All attempts to destroy him have utterly failed. We hope you will succeed. Deadpool:The world depends on you,yadda yadda, we'll give you a million dollars, blah blah, I just can't wait to wear the thing's head as a mask. Greatest Halloween costume ever. I might even keep the blood in. MIB:SHUT UP! The man hurriedly left the room, slamming the door. Deadpool:You know you're not helping the Angry Black Man Stereotype! Later...... Crypto was enjoying a typical day, ruining people's lifes when Pox interrupted his fun. Pox:Crypto! The MIB- Crypto:Have made a giant robot to kill me? Wait, made a super mutant to kill me? Even better, they're working with an acient enemy of the Furon's? Or did they just figured out my reaction to spicy tacos? Pox:Yes, they've made taco canons to force feed you tacos, then they'll eat you after they've fatten you up to fit your personality. NO! They've sent in a notorious merc to kill you! Crypto:Really? I think I'm about to die laughing, Pox! They think a- Suddenly, Deadpool kicked away the hologram. Deadpool:VICTORY! VICTORY FOR WADE! Crypto:Look, it's the official butt monkey of the X-Men. How'd you open your mouth again, with your Baraka claws? Deadpool:Hey, Crypto, how it going with your Russian girlfriend. That's right; she dumped you even when she was a mindless clone. ROMANCE FAIL. Now it's time to give your cute little spacesuit to charity and your little head as my new mask. Deadpool suddenly started teleporting, hitting Crypto from all sides. Crypto eventually ended this onslaught by shooting his Zap-O-Matic in a certain place. Deadpool:It's like extreme self pleasurement! Crypto:That's all you're going to get in your life, butt monkey! Who will win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skadoosh Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Deadpool, eventualy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Austo191 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Hmm..... Cyrypto is an alien with awesome tech and a UFO. He's had at least spent 30 years without anyone noticing. He's the president and owns a casino. Deadpool is an awesome hitman. Everyone around him thinks he's crazy when he actually knows what he's talking about. He also has some powers. To be completely honest I don't think Cyrypto has faced anyone like Deadpool. The closet Cyrypto's ever fought something around Deadpool's level was the bald guys in the suits in destroy All Humans 1. Deadpool wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Austo191 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Any ratings on the set-up? I give it the best rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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