Match 3569 Black Adam and Thor vs. Fanboys

[Guest callisto]

Test Character Zero was not available, so the Fanboys actually represent a certain "anti-fanboy".

 

It is a Friday night. A 14-year old boys sits typing on his computer while "This is Why I'm Hot" plays from crappy dollar store speakers. He has gell spiked hair and is wearing one of his older brother's Polo shirts. Collar popped, naturally. There are three empty bottles of Smirnoff Ice on the computer desk. He stole them from the fridge when his parents went out, because he's a badass.

 

He types: "F*CK CBUB! F*CKING FAGGS! WHY DONNT YOU GUYZ GET A GILRFRIEEND?!"

 

A loud bang sounds behind him accompanied by two flashes of lighning. The boy falls from his chair and whimpers like a kicked puppy. He stares up to see Black Adam and Thor scowling down at him, lightning flashing around their fists.

 

"You have been insulting our followers and proclaiming yourself 'gangsta', young warrior." says Thor. At this point, there is an obvious wetspot on the crotch of the boy's Target-bought plaid shorts.

 

Black Adam laughs. "Let's see just how 'gangsta' you really are." The ancient tyrant raises his fist and speaks a magic word in a long forgotten language.

 

After a flash of light, the three figures stand in a vast stadium. The stands are full of intelligent looking individuals, male and female, from a wide range of age groups. Most of them have brought cameras to capture this legendary battle.

 

The boy has had his Polo replaced by armor of shimmering gold (still with a popped collar). His shaking hand grasps a sword while a steady stream of liquid from his nether regions pools in the dust between in his legs.

 

Thor raises his hammer and thunder roars as a bolt of lightning strikes the age-old weapon. "You have challenged the forces of Geekdom, young warrior. Now stand tall and meet your destiny!"

 

Tears stream down the face of the boy as Thor and Black Adam take to the air.

 

Can the representative of all that is trully badass and gangsta possibly survive an assualt from the champions of those with imaginations and IQs above 57?

[patrickthekid]

For what this guy has been doing, a match like this would come sooner or later. Anyway, biased or not, nothing's going to save his "gangsta" ass from the might of Thor and Black Adam.

[Guest Trojan Man]

Hmmm, I don't know, I heard that said homophobic, dorkaphobic dude is a real badass so this might be a close fight. However, I think because I have an action figure of Black Adam sitting on my desk, I'll have to go with him just to prove how faggariffic I am.

[Nesh]

Hmmm, I don't know, I heard that said homophobic, dorkaphobic dude is a real badass so this might be a close fight. However, I think because I have an action figure of Black Adam sitting on my desk, I'll have to go with him just to prove how faggariffic I am.

No my friend the troll is the homosexual one. He posted this on the chat with other CBUB users tread on the forums:

 

I get chat with other faggots. FUK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*italics added by me.

[Guest LoneWolf]

Why is this guy OBSESSED with GTA.. cmon its not that good, so you can run over cops and kill hookers.. wow.

Yea deffinatly about 14 y.o.

[Guest AmLowell]

I believe that the rainbow powers of *insensitivity*-ness will be quiet beneficial in winning this match. He'll be too afraid of catching the gay, duh.

[Guest Trojan Man]

No my friend the troll is the homosexual one. He posted this on the chat with other CBUB users tread on the forums:

 

 

 

*italics added by me.

 

ha nice. I missed that one.