Guest Cosmic Deadpool Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 This fight is rated PG-13 due to slightly mature language and theme... This fight was adapted from a story I read on the net.. Sons of Stinkmeaner (Hell dimension)Stinkmeaner: "Bitch ass nyu-kuh you ain't got I use bad words on me!"Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, yelled the enraged Stinkmeaner as he dispatched a demon. Satan raised his eyebrows,obviously getting a bit tired of Stinkmeaner and his gloating, I use bad words even the overlord of hell needed sleep. Although, Satan had an idea on how to shut Stinkmeaner up. See while Stinkmeaner was on earth, he had sex with Sarah Dubois in Toms body. Two children, twins, were conceived, but Sarah had decided to abort them behind Toms back, she feared they couldnt handle anymore children. Jon and Sean Dubois, as they were named by Satan, were raised by Hells' darkest demons, but it was time to put them to the test.But their way to the earth realm would be easy..so Satan came upon a plan.. He would replace the souls of Huey and Riley Freeman, thinking that a confrontation with Stinkmeaner would really put them to the test as Hellspawn and keep Stinkmeaner off of his back for a while.... "Stinkmeaner, you are the meanest, cruelest, strongest, and most dangerous demon in our world, but there are two who wishes to challenge you, one who has shown great potential", stated Satan with a malicious smile on his face. "Bring the nyu-kuhs out, I'll whoop their little asses!", screamed Stinkmeaner. "As you wish, Stinkmeaner, meet your sons, Jon and Sean Dubois", Satan said with a glint in his eyes. Suddenly the ground shook as a shadow appeared, soon the shadow's owner appeared, a two boys with black nappy black curls and dark bronze skin walked towards Stinkmeaner with a hateful look on their faces."Awww, I use bad words,,if it ain't them punk ass Freeman boys..Didn't y'all get enough ass-kickin' the last time..?"",Stinkmeaner venomed.."Hell naw, potnah..them Freeman boys ain't got I use bad words on us..", Jon/Huey's eyes gleamed spitefully."Damn straight..Pops.. "Sean/Riley said with a grin.. "Oh hell naw.. sons?!, These nyu-kuh ain't I use bad words, and they mama ain't I use bad words!",screamed Stinkmeaner. "Ay shut the I use bad words up you old punk ass lil b%$ ass nyu-kuh", screamed Jon/Huey in a angry hormonal rage. "This nyu-kuh thinks he sayin sumthin, snarled Sean/Riley.. "I'ma 'bout to break my foot off in his ass.." Stinkmeaner randomly jumped and try to eagle kick Jon. Jon evaded and roundhoused Stinkmeaner in the back of the head, sending him flying into a burning flame. Stinkmeaner got up and charged Jon again, this time attempting a sweep kick, but yet again Jon evaded and sent Stinkmeaner closer to his defeat. Eventually Stinkmeaner tried one more attack, his strongest move yet. Stinkmeaner glowing red with rage threw a flurry of punches and kicks in the twins' directionred and unleashed a huge over hellfire attack in Jons direction. Jon merely glared. "Get...that...weak..I use bad words..outta here!" screamed Jon as he spun his bo stick so fast that it blew the flames right back at Stinkmeaner. "Oh...I use bad words", said Stinkmeaner as the blast engulfed him, "Aye Satan, i think i just killed a dead nyu-kuh...is that even possible', asked Jon staring at the smoking body of Stinkmeaner.Nah son..that was too easy"..laughed Sean..As the demonic twins began to walk a wayStinkmeaner rose to his feet.. "Awwww hell naw..this I use bad words ain't over yet..nyu-kuhs"------------------------------------------------------------------Pre-fight Analysis:Stinkmeaner has had eons of martial arts training and is is a master of the Drunken Man style of Kung Fu. He also has gained a limited durability to fire from living in the Hell Dimension and is able to project flames of Hell-fire from the noxious fumes in his foul mouth. Sean/Huey has a limited durability to fire and all of Huey's martial arts skills. He has the ability to create an unbreakable, retractable bo stick from thin airJon/Riley has a limited ability to absorb fire and of all forms of fire, including Hell-Fire and convert it to boost his strength and stamina. He is also able to create two mac 11's also from thin air, that fire bullets made of solid demonic plasma energy.- Both Sean and Jon are inherently strong ..being Hell spawn and all..------------------------------So, fight fans..who wins?Stinkmeaner vs Huey and Riley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LegendX Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Holy crap, how didn't I see this before?! Riley's MAC 11's plus Huey's H2H FTW (wow, I spend too much time on CBUB). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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