Guest Austo191 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Hello. Here today we have five contestants in our Who's More American?. They are Superman, Captain America, Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, Spongebob, Homer Simpson, and Stan Smith. Their duty is to do as much as they can to finally prove they are more American than the rest. Whoever wins will one billion dollars. There will be no contact with your oponents. If you do so you will automatically lose. You also have one year to do so. Get out there and have fun. The contestants sped out of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ghost Tiger Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Depends what type of America you are trying to portray here... My personal view is a direct tie between Superman and Captain America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boston_celtics Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Superman Captain America Hulk Hogan Chuck Norris Spongebob Squarepants Homer Simpson Stan Smith Superman is an illegal alien. Spongebob is not a US citizen. chuck Norris is more texan than american. Hulk Hogan has never fought for his country. Homer... Who is Stan Smith? Meaning it's Cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maestro Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Superman is an illegal alien. He was legally adopted by a pair of U.S. citizens, which makes him a U.S. citizen. Orphans are often abandoned without any information on where they came from. When they're adopted in the U.S., they gain citizenship. Which one of them is the most American? They're all equally American except Spongebob Squarepants, who is a sponge without a country. Which one is the most patriotic? Captain America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmic Deadpool Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 He was legally adopted by a pair of U.S. citizens, which makes him a U.S. citizen. Orphans are often abandoned without any information on where they came from. When they're adopted in the U.S., they gain citizenship. Which one of them is the most American? They're all equally American except Spongebob Squarepants, who is a sponge without a country. Which one is the most patriotic? Captain America.Excellent, answer. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Meaning it's Cap. Darn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Course it'll be Cap...though Supes is a close second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Diskyr Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Only captain America.of Course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LegendX Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 If we're talking REAL everyday American... Homer Ideal, patriot American... tooooooooootaly Cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jailer411 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The 'Perfect' American that makes the U.S. look better than it really is: Captain America. The sterotypical America: Homer Simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Cap fought in WW2, and helped save the country. 'Nuff Said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Culwych Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 They're all equally American except Spongebob Squarepants, who is a sponge without a country. HA! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest He who fights monsters Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Captain America is the personification of the American Dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inzane06 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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