Guest callisto Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 THE END OF AN ERA, PART 1Night falls on Citiesville.In the dump, darl, filty alley, Hit Girl stares at the two bodies next to her.A twisted grin is now marked in the body of the Crimson Spider, her young face scarred with a hideous clown face that will now never leave her body.Lightning lies next to her, her body covered with multiple ax wounds. A Glasglow smile was carved in her young lips, and the words "ha ha ha" are written in blood in her costume. Her metal rod, once her powerful weapon, is now driven straight throught her chest.Citiesville's protectors are dead."At least I can now who they were all along." says Hit GirlHit Girl removes the masks of the Crimson Spider and Lightning, revealing what once were the faces of Alex Walker and Andy Baxter"I have no idea who they are." says Hit GirlHit Girl's face turns into an expression of rage and vengeance. Citiesville's guardians angels have been killed. Two saviors, cut down before their prime. Someone has to pay.And Hit Girl knows who that someone is.The killer left his signature calling card next to the bodies. Two playing cards. Joker cards.After hours of interrogation and investigation, Hit Girl tracks down the Joker at the abandoned gag factory in Williams Street.As she enters the dark, empty building, she cries out: "JOKER! You son of a bitch! You are gonna pay for what you did to those poor girls!"Suddenly, spotlights shine on Hit Girl, and the Joker's voice says "Really? Well, I guess I have another superheroine to play with! Let the show begin, shortie!"Hitr Girl is not gonna let this freak scare her. She readies herself for the impeding battle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVP vs The Terminator Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Good setup. Exactly how are Hit Girl and Joker fighting? Hand-to-hand? Gun-to-gun? If it's the former, I'm gonna say Hit Girl. If it's the latter... still Hit-Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneblade Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Hit Girls pounds Joker, who just keeps on laughing, then sounds off a 'mixed' emotional, conflicting tirade, the kind Hitgirl is not used to. Hit Girl gets confused. A new 'Harley' in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomisntblue Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Considering Joker and Hit girl aren't face to face and that Joker had a spot light ready for her, I assume he has something up his sleeve. Something that Hit girl wont be ready for. I was going to give this Hit Girl, but I think Joker wins in this one just because he's always a step ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheMarineV2 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I think Joker has biten off more than he can chew, he's used to fighting Batman who will never kill where as Hit Girl has no convictions against killing in fact she would rather kill a villian than look twice at him, so I have to give this to Hit Girl unless Joker can some how catch her completely off guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Spider-man Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Hm, tough. Ah Hit Girl is in the spotlight, she's smart like Big Daddy. I think she can take out the light and use her night vision goggles(if she has it) find Joker and put a bullet in his head. I say she wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigballerju Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Actually being that in the Kick-Ass world is our world and the comic world combined in way. Hit Girl would know who Joker is kind of how like Superboy-Prime's world is our world. I say Joker pisses off Hitgirl and then Joker is screwed. Hitgirl goes crazy on him whether weapons or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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